Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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