Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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