He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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