Just cropdusted the office
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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