if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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