how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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