she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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