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(770): View more from Georgia

cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

(1-770): View more from Georgia

i said paris hilton

(770): View more from Georgia

thats even worse

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(515): View more from Iowa

After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding

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(248): View more from Michigan

@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu

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(210): View more from Texas

"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.

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(614): View more from Ohio

How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?

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