quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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