Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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