oh god the rape fog is back!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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