Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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