i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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