The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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