found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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