And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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