All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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