Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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