Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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