oh god the rape fog is back!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
