do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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