So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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