there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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