Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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