How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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