Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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