If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Just puked most of my soul out..
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