i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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