That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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