He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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