I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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