I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
im on a boat
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