I'm really into asian looking animals
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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