i don't like sucking hair
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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