so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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