i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
