id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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