sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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