she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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