I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
