am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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