I just threw up on my dentist
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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