She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
ok first of all what the fuck
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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