Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize