so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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