So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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