So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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