with your own penis?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
my poor anus
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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