hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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