That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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