This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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