What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Even my vagina gasped.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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