420 ftw
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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