Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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