its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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