peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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